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i am dave (E-M or L.F or FB). i am known to rock out on occasion, have a vast depth of knowledge about hockey, and am the proud bearer (barely) of a degree in political science. if you enjoy led zeppelin, craig finn, post-modernism, whiskey and good beer, have a nerd-like obsession with logical thought and laugh at things no one else really finds funny, we are probably compatible people and you will probably enjoy the blog.

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Accomplice: so you were getting visibly drunk
Accomplice: finally you fell off your stool
MaiThaiMaster: oh fuck, that explains the blood on my head?
Accomplice: exactly, you were a little banged up
Accomplice: best part is you get up
Accomplice: calmly sit back down and look at the bartender who is staring at you with a mixture of shock and disdain
Accomplice: raise your index finger and kinda swirl it in a loop and say:
Accomplice: “just keep the mai thais coming
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It only gets better from there

http://thefoggymonocle.com/2009/08/06/a-gentleman-woos-a-female-with-a-sexually-charged-dance/

(via matt-t) I’ve found another site to add to the canon. Wow. Thank you.