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peterwknox: officed: Worst lyrics of 2008 battle it out. Highlights: “Swagger tighter than a yeast infection / Fly go hard like geese erection.” -Lil Wayne “She ain’t a politician / Honey’s a pole-i-tician.” -Nas “I won’t attend your pity party / I’d rather go have calamari.” -Neyo “Skip dinner and gon’ rent a movie / You order Chinese food right before you do me.” -Usher And it’s not just bad rap/R&B! “I’m so glad you stung me / Now I’ve got your honey / All over my tummy.” -Lucinda Williams Borderline genius. I’m down with anything where Nickelback loses. In this case, where they win, they still lose.

peterwknox:

officed:

Worst lyrics of 2008 battle it out. Highlights:

“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection / Fly go hard like geese erection.” -Lil Wayne

“She ain’t a politician / Honey’s a pole-i-tician.” -Nas

“I won’t attend your pity party / I’d rather go have calamari.” -Neyo

“Skip dinner and gon’ rent a movie / You order Chinese food right before you do me.” -Usher

And it’s not just bad rap/R&B!

“I’m so glad you stung me / Now I’ve got your honey / All over my tummy.” -Lucinda Williams

Borderline genius.

I’m down with anything where Nickelback loses. In this case, where they win, they still lose.